"I
was part of a team of eight colleagues who interviewed 50 people in
the space of two weeks. Four to seven people conducted each interview,
which occurred in a small room. We were stuck in that room for hours.
One of the questions designated for me to ask was what the most formidable
challenge the person had ever gone through. During one particular interview
in which four of us met with the applicant, she began to share her most
significant challenge when the Director intervened with a follow-up
question, interrupting my chain of questions. Apparently I made an odd
face. My colleague saw me and began to giggle. Then two of us began
to laugh, and we could not stop. At one point, the first colleague tried
to disguise his laughter by blowing his nose, but this just made everyone
else laugh more. All the while, the interviewee elaborated on the most
difficult challenge she had been through, maintaining solid eye contact
with the Director. It was both equally funny and horrifying that we
were laughing. Soon the Director said to her: I think we need to ask
you to leave until we compose ourselves."
"The
summer internship organization to which I applied had about ten of us
come at once, but they interviewed us individually. My meeting was towards
the end, so I waited there for an hour before the two interviewers called
my turn. They said: we have three questions that we are going to ask
you at once, and you can answer the three questions in order at which
time we will be done. They told me the three questions, and I answered
the first. Then they looked at each other and said, 'Okay, that will
be it.' Surprised, I asked, 'Well, do you want me to answer the second
question?' They kind of looked at each other and said, 'Well, okay.'
I answered as briefly as possible, skipped the third question altogether,
and left. I got the position."
"I
sent a digital resume and cover letter via email to apply for a position
as a technical writer. Within a few hours, a message from the director
in charge of hiring came via email. Full of anticipation, I opened the
email to find a terse message: 'your resume is infected with a virus
and has been quarantined.' A person cannot recover from an infected
resume. I did not pursue the position further."
"At
one rather intense interview with a high powered man, the phone kept
ringing and interviewer took the calls long enough to say that he would
call the people later. He seemed to be telling me that I was a nominally
important use of his time or at least demonstrating how busy he was.
There was some kind of odd power dynamic going on. Then he got another
call, which was clearly from his wife. After saying, 'Hi, Honey,' my
interviewer only said three cryptic things: 'is he lucid?,' 'do you
need me to come home tonight?', and 'call me when you know more and
can tell me what to do.' Then he hung up the phone and looked at me."
"I
once interviewed a woman who came in ringing her hands. I asked her
the standard interview questions: what are you looking for in a job,
what don't you like in a job, what do you need from a boss? To the third
question, she replied: 'I need my boss to be my best friend. I'm so
lonely. We just moved here a few months ago and I haven't made any friends.
I need a friend.'"
"A
man walked in and deemed himself the right man for the job I had advertised,
even though he did not fit in any sense of the word. After the interview,
which highlighted how badly he and the position matched, he started
an email campaign. Another man wrote to me on his behalf. Between the
two of them, I received at least twenty phone calls and electronic messages:
he wanted the job so badly, would I please reconsider? The barrage of
follow-up finally waned when I hired someone else, but even then his
advocate kept scolding me for hiring someone else."
"I
had to undergo a ludicrous 500 question psychological examination when
I applied to be a security guard during college. Among the 500 questions
were about 17 questions asking me in slightly varied ways whether or
not I have ever thought of killing myself. If the exam had not been
a scan-tron, I would have answered, 'No, but the idea is growing on
me every time you ask.'"
"During
a particular interview, the interviewer had a dog present. The dog became
especially interested in my leg. I kept shuffling and moving to protect
myself from the dog, but the person giving the interview took no notice
of the dog at all. Uncomfortable as this was, I was actually wondering
if it was some kind of test to see if I could maintain my concentration."